This is based on true events, although my cat makes more of a "whump whump whump" sound on my door when he wakes me up in the middle of the night to announce that he's vomited somewhere in the apartment.
Although it reminds me of when my sister and I were kids and whenever we found that one of our many pets made a mess, we would just leave the room, act like we never saw it, and wait for Mom to clean it up. (Sorry, Mom! If it makes you feel better, I now I have to clean up a lot of messes!)